So I learned another lesson today: don't waste an hour in the Verizon store trying to get a phone fixed that isn't broke on your last night at home for six months.
I figured it'd be a quick fix, but I should have known it wouldn't be when the parking lot was overflowing. Dad said it would take an hour. It did. And it's my last night at home.
In two months, I'd lay down fifty bucks to spend half an hour with my family. My phone cost fifty bucks. And the time is worth way more than that.